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11 ginger jokes that you can safely tell to a redhead

Who said redheads don’t have a sense of humour? Here are a few ginger jokes to put a smile on your face.

Q: How do you get a redhead’s mood to change?
A: Wait 10 seconds.


Q: What do redheads and McDonald’s have in common?
A: You’ve never had it so good and so fast.


Q: What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night?
A: A redhead.


Q: What do you call a redheaded ninja?
A: A ginge-a!


Q: What do you call a redhead with attitude?
A: Normal


Q: What’s the advantage of a blonde over a redhead?
A: You can, at least, ignore a blonde safely.


Q: What do you call a redhead walking between two blondes?
A: An interpreter.

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Q: How do you know when you’ve satisfied a redhead?
A: She unties you.


Q: How do you know a guy at the beach has a redhead for a girlfriend?
A: She has scratched “stay off MY TURF!” on his back with her nails.


Q: What do you call it when a ginger goes off the deep end?
A: A ginger snap!


Q: How can two blondes become invisible in a crowd of three?
A: When they’re with a redhead.


If you have any other please feel free to drop them in the comments!